this moment i sit on my back porch balcony, having concocted this adult beverage. it's a fancy affair of orange juice, grapefruit preserves made by a good friend and traded for eggs, organic strawberries, and local vodka. _lovely._ as is the weather, warm and breezy and greensmelling.
i won't lie to you, Dear Reader. i've been holding out. holding out for that most holy of theoretical days, the Five Egg Day. i've got five hens a-laying, and i really wanted to mark the Fifitieth Post with a Five Egg Day. i also realize that april 10th marked the anniversary of my very first silly post, and i kind of wanted all these stars to align, you know? fiftieth post, five egg day, year of TUF. how poifect would that have been?
but nothing is ever perfect, which is exactly how everything should be. the ladies and gentleman have the full run of the yard now every day, and seem absolutely thrilled. we will occasionally leave them in their orignal run for a day, which they dearly loved at one time, but now they spend the whole time in there looking exasperated, as only chickens can. so these days they are pretty much as free-range as it gets for a Totally Urban (chicken) Farm.
|i can't believe i ever thought |
he was a girl.
the ladies have discovered that the yard is large and harbors many delightful nooks and crannies for surprise egg laying. i have had an easter egg hunt every day since easter, and now i completely understand where the tradition originates! why lay 'em in a logical place like the coop nesting box when you can lay them in grassy corners, between slats of leftover lumber, randomly on the ground...
the very next day i discovered this very ILLogical egg placement. spurning my delightful boxes, ninja and sammo laid their eggs right smack dab on top of the haybale! i guess no one ever accused chickens of being especially logical.
today, however, i found two eggs nestled in the big blue box. twitter and pearl seem to get it. oh well, as long as we're getting two and three eggs a day, i don't much care where i find them. the ladies take turns being the super egg champion!
|sometimes we get weird ones.|
per usual, i have been enjoying some delicious egg dishes...
poached eggs perched over quinoa over refried black beans over organic salad greens, drizzled with balsamic vinaigrette....fast and fabulous!
migas (scrambled eggs/leftover salsa/bottom of bag tortilla chip crumbles) and toast!
more soon, Dear Reader, i promise! because i have many more pictures of food and adorable pets to blither on about. i can hold out no longer.
and yet-the theoretical Five Egg Day awaits.